My fellow Martians,
Bra, what up? I just wanted to write you a letter to apologize for busting up the place while trying to stop the EDF. Those dudes are totally fierce and it took a lot of stuff to stop them.
So I'm totally sorry for knocking your houses Bra, I didn't think that APC would travel so far when it I blew up the set charges underneath it. I'm also sorry for blowing up that gas station with the RPG, I just missed that EDF dude by "that" much and didn't see it behind the dude. I also feel really bad for crushing that dude with the billboard. When I shot it with the nano-dissolver-rifle thing I thought it was going to fall the other way.
I guess I'm also sorry for wrecking those office buildings while I was driving the mech. I totally didn't realize I could walk through the building like it was paper and got a bit carried away with myself. You have to admit it was pretty sweet when I launched that EDF dude through the roof though. Did you see the hang time on the guy?
So in short I apologize for blowing all that stuff up dude. I just got a little carried away with myself and had a little too much fun destroying anything and everything.
Your liberator,
Alec Mason